If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

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Maths is fun. It teaches you life and death info...

Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.

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Which lane on the highway is the fastest?

The one you’re not in!

( written by my dad , late 90s)

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Son: Dad, do you have another blanket by you? I’m cold

Dad: Go stand in the corner son, it’s 90Β° over there

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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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Dad I’m cold,

can you turn up the temperature?

Just go sit in the corner it’s 90 degrees.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My son told me he is feeling kinda chilly

I told him to go to the corner of the room

He asked why

It's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrahim210105
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Son-β€œDad it’s cold in here, can we turn the thermostat up”

Me - β€œNo just go stand in the corner”

Son -β€œWhy?”

Me - β€œBecause it is always at 90 degrees”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestPastEast
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A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife

So he became 90

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoveCake10
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Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessBukowski
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What is a priest's favorite song?

I got 90 nun problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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AirPods, more like...

78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods

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Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?

It's the 90 second Academy Awards.

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If protractors went to war with rulers

Protractor: measures 90 degrees Protractor General: SQUARE UP!!

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Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner

It’s 90 degrees there

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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"Dad I'm cold."

"Go stand in the corner, I hear its 90 degrees."

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Dad: β€œAre you cold?” Child: yes...

Dad: Go and stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees over there.

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I’m really cold and my heater is broken,

So I moved to the corner, where it’s 90 degrees.

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My daughter told me she was really cold today

I told her to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees

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Dad: Are you cold

Me: yes Dad: then you should stand in a corner Me: why Dad: because it’s 90 degrees

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My daughter said she was cold in the house.

I told her to go stand in the corner. She asked me why.

I told her because it was 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juanhundred_
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What do mathematicians when they feel cold?

They go into a corner cause there are 90 degrees.

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[from my 4yo boy] How do you keep warm in a cold room?

Go to the corner there always around 90Β°

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.

They're normally around 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectTheFancy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Dad I'm cold

Dad: go to the corner it's 90Β°

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"Dad I'm cold.."

"Go sit in the corner, it's 90Β° over there.."

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Kid: Dad I’m cold

Dad:Go to the corner, it’s 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacksonsprite
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If you're ever cold, put yourself in a corner

It's 90Β°

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Me: "Dad, I'm cold."

Dad: "Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23110926
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My daughter: Dad, I’m cold.

Me: Go to the corner, it’s 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplitEyeX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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β€œDad, I'm cold.”

β€œGo stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees.”

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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In a poor family, a son says to his dad: Dad I'm cold.

Dad: Go sit in the corner it's 90 degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RlPsoul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Daughter: β€œDad, I’m cold.”

Dad: β€œGo stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnnyj0hns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What’s the warmest part of a room?

The corners. They’re 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanIAm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Feeling cold in winter?

Just stand in a corner, it has 90 degrees there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfcRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?

It is always 90 degrees.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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If your ever cold, stand in the corner.

Its 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Believe-it-Geico
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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If you're cold, stand in the corner

It's usually 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?

Because it's 90 degrees over there

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I was cold in the house and asked my Dad to turn the heating up. He said β€œGo stand in the corner....

... it’s 90 degrees”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasntSureAtFirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner

It's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elegant_rose392
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How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator

Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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β€œDad I’m cold”

Then go in the corner. It’s 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Spice_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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"Dad, I'm cold"

"Go stand in the corner. I hear it's 90 degrees"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Me: Dad, I'm cold.

Dad: Go stand in the corner. It's a 90Β° there.

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