Because they are very pi-ous
They tend to babylon
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
I think it's absolutely tree-mend-ous
He was fΓΌhrer-ous
He was charged with bologna-ous assault.
Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"
Me: "Dad, I eat like 2 or 3 chicken breasts a day, basically a chicken dies for me everyday."
Dad: "Some could say you're committing...henocide"
My gf and I were watching the food network when Guy Fieri comes on for a commercial. I start to rant about my general annoyance with him.
Me: "... yada, yada, yada... his hair just makes me..."
GF: "Fieri-ous?"
I had to stop mid rant because that was pretty good! I think my girlfriend became a dad.
She's HILLARY-OUS
credit to @dabbinondemfolk
This exchange from this comment.
I texted my dad to tell him that my mom was at the AT&T store. He responds with " Ok - I think she is getting Siri-ous about her I-phone=D"
I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.
Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear
Student: Syria!
Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!
I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.
Sorry, but I'm mono-game-ous.
