I never got a straight answer.
... and where he likes to get it from?
He said, Och Asian Alley.
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
Could be a chinese Wispa
Shame I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
I gotta say, it was quite the warm welcoming
I'm running a booth at an orientation fair at a major university in the south. New out of state student and his dad come up and introduce themselves.
Me: "So, how did you end up in the south?"
Dad: "We drove."
Me: "No, I mean what brought you down here?"
Straight-faced dad: "The car."
Turns out it was a toupee made in China.
Would he become disoriented?
Orientation
Yeah, he's very Korea Oriented.
Gonna call it Gear and Clothing
http://m.imgur.com/KilTm4j
A hummusexual
does he become disoriented?
But I got lost on the way there.
DAD : "poof , you are now a sandwich"
So I was at orientation for my new job yesterday. There's 2 people there from the company, and 4 of us new people.
After the orientation is done...
Guy next to me: (silences phone because it's ringing) Sorry... my dad's calling me.
Guy from company: What's he calling you? Mine normally calls me my name.
Guy next to me: That's weird! I thought your name was Mike! Nice to meet you, my name!
Both of them both start to crack. I nearly snort what's left of my kit kat up my nose because I started laughing and the other 3 people there are shaking their heads slowly at us.
Side note: both of them are dads and in their 30's. I'm 21, and not a dad.
It was in a dense forest, and the instructor was waiting for me when I arrived. I pulled out my compass, but he laughed and shook his head. "That won't work here, you know," he said, pointing at my compass. "What do you mean?" I asked, "This is an orienteering course, isn't it?" "Ja, it is an orienteering course, but you can a compass not use." I was very puzzled at this point, and I questioned, "Why?" "There are too many Poles."
"No, i think we're all cashiers here."
Because he is supreme reader
He couldn’t see sharp.
(Asian) Dad: -uses the term 'oriental' to describe Asian people-
Me: Dad, "Oriental" is too old-fashioned. You shouldn't use it nowadays because it confuses people.
Dad: Oh, okay. Would you say it...disorients them?
Me: ........
Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)
I was soon oriented.
Went to Japan with my wife a couple years ago, brought a paper map everywhere.
Every time we got off a train I would pull out the map and say, "Now we just have to orient ourselves..."
I giggled like a girl every time.
She told me she'd be done with the orientation at 5:00. I responded with "Orientation? Aren't you Orient enough already?"
A bit of back story is need: My dad has got a big need to put inedible things in our food for taste (not actually inedible, just taste awful) which is bad for me as I don't really want to pick through my food to find all of the inedible parts to ensure I don't have an awful taste in my mouth.
Anyway, my dad was cooking an oriental dish and called from the kitchen, "UpsideDownie, no cloves!" I called back "I'm not eating naked, that's weird."
I chuckled, he chuckled. And then later in the meal I had a mouthful of lime peel... He wins.
Orientation lock
Me: That must be orientation.
Dad: Aren't they all orient Asians?
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
