If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My 9 year old son asked me yesterday: "What is Optimus's favorite app?
Amazon Prime.
Did you hear? Someone killed Optimus Prime
Judge ruled it a case of vehicular-man slaughter.
Where does Optimus Prime go for lunch?
To the Food Trucks.
What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?
They both tell people to Roll Out.
I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book.
It's an Autobotography.
My kids didn't think it was funny. Thought you guys might get a good groan out of it.
Optimus Prime is writing a new book.
It's semi autobiographical.
Did you hear when Optimus was living the best life?
They say he was in his prime
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
Optimus Crime
Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?
Because the autobots had Optimus Prime
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
