Why do Skunks love Bic razors?

Because they are best for shaving their Pew-Bic Hair..

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the obese man start carrying around a small bic in each pocket?

Because he was self conscious and just wanted to feel a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/imnotwitty
📅︎ Jul 11 2015
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No one knows the best pen producer...

And Schneider do I.

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📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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My daughter absolutely cannot stand it when her toes touch the top of her shoes!!

She is very clostra-toe-bic.

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Forgot your pen?

No bic deal.

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📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Two friends are out at the lake..

One of the guys pulls out this really, really long lighter. And his friend says, "Hey, that's a cool lighter. Where'd you get it?" He says, "Oh, I've got this magic genie in a lamp. You know, rub the lamp, get a wish." Friend goes, "Well shit, man! Don't hold out! I want a wish!" "Okay, man, but I have to warn you.. This genie is *really* old.." "All right, whatever, just give me a wish." So he rubs the lamp, the genie comes out, and grants him a wish. He says, "I want a million bucks!" "Your wish is granted," says the genie, he disappears into the lamp, and suddenly a million *ducks* descend upon this lake. The guy is baffled and says, "Hey, what's the deal? I asked for a million *bucks*, not a million *ducks*.." His friend replies, "Dude, you think I asked for a 12-inch *Bic*?"

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I am very particular about my pens...

It's either go bic or go home.

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📅︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call people who have sex with pens?

Birosexuals

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👤︎ u/Tups_McGee
📅︎ May 15 2018
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I tried to dadjoke my teacher today

We were reading a sonnet and he mentioned how it's in iambic pentameter.

And I said, "Hi, Bic Pentameter."

Nobody laughed. I don't think anyone actually got the joke. It was quiet for a second and then the lesson went on.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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My boyfriend sent me into the living room because he was hot and wanted a lighter blanket for the bed

I came back with a bic and a clipper and said "I could only find two of these, and I don't think they'll make a very large blanket".

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📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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Pouring coffee

Guy 1: That one looks lighter than this one. Guy 2: Thats because its a Bic.

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📅︎ Sep 01 2015
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