A list of puns related to "Bic"
Because they are best for shaving their Pew-Bic Hair..
Because he was self conscious and just wanted to feel a little lighter.
And Schneider do I.
She is very clostra-toe-bic.
One of the guys pulls out this really, really long lighter. And his friend says, "Hey, that's a cool lighter. Where'd you get it?" He says, "Oh, I've got this magic genie in a lamp. You know, rub the lamp, get a wish." Friend goes, "Well shit, man! Don't hold out! I want a wish!" "Okay, man, but I have to warn you.. This genie is *really* old.." "All right, whatever, just give me a wish." So he rubs the lamp, the genie comes out, and grants him a wish. He says, "I want a million bucks!" "Your wish is granted," says the genie, he disappears into the lamp, and suddenly a million *ducks* descend upon this lake. The guy is baffled and says, "Hey, what's the deal? I asked for a million *bucks*, not a million *ducks*.." His friend replies, "Dude, you think I asked for a 12-inch *Bic*?"
It's either go bic or go home.
Birosexuals
We were reading a sonnet and he mentioned how it's in iambic pentameter.
And I said, "Hi, Bic Pentameter."
Nobody laughed. I don't think anyone actually got the joke. It was quiet for a second and then the lesson went on.
I came back with a bic and a clipper and said "I could only find two of these, and I don't think they'll make a very large blanket".
Guy 1: That one looks lighter than this one. Guy 2: Thats because its a Bic.
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