What’s the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old

Damn he must be very far away by now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HassanMoRiT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My Dad is currently riding his bicycle across America to raise awareness for Colon Cancer...

[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)

Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/travellingby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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My dad and I were riding our bicycles down the street when I ran over a nail.

"Well, time to retire my bike..."

I then proceeded to buy a new tire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThreeHumpChump
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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After riding bicycles with my dad all morning, he had to go home and rest.

Because he was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marebleman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?

A pedalfile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Why can't elephants ride bicycle?

Because they don't have thumbs to operate the bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VlerrieBR
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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If you ride the same bicycle everyday,

is that considered recycling?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.

I want to ride my bicycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishblackfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Wife: Honey! The cops are outside!

Cop: Hey uh sir, did you know your dog is chasing kids on bicycles outside?

Dad: Im sorry, well actually I've never trained my dog to ride a bicycle my son probably trained him. Well done kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTB03
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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First time I have seen my dad in a year and he drops this on me.

I walked out to the garage where my dad was working on his motorcycle. Over in the corner I saw two bicycle's .

"Hey dad when did y'all get bicycles?"

"Oh idk when she got those but I told her she can't be riding those around here"

I looked at him puzzled for a second and he says

"Boy it's not legal to be pedaling pussy on the side of the street"

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I received a complaint that my dog was chasing people with bicycles

i never knew dogs can ride a bicycle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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Reverse dadjoke - one I got my dad with

When I was in college, I was riding my bicycle and got hit by a car. I had to get some stitches and my nose re-broken, but nothing too serious. When I got out, I called my dad and told him...

>Me: I got hit by a car today...

>Dad: Holy &^%$, are you okay?

>Me: I'm okay, just a little run down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TQStormrider6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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