BIC Puns

Because they are best for shaving their Pew-Bic Hair..

Because he was self conscious and just wanted to feel a little lighter.

And Schneider do I.

She is very clostra-toe-bic.

No bic deal.

One of the guys pulls out this really, really long lighter. And his friend says, "Hey, that's a cool lighter. Where'd you get it?" He says, "Oh, I've got this magic genie in a lamp. You know, rub the lamp, get a wish." Friend goes, "Well shit, man! Don't hold out! I want a wish!" "Okay, man, but I have to warn you.. This genie is *really* old.." "All right, whatever, just give me a wish." So he rubs the lamp, the genie comes out, and grants him a wish. He says, "I want a million bucks!" "Your wish is granted," says the genie, he disappears into the lamp, and suddenly a million *ducks* descend upon this lake. The guy is baffled and says, "Hey, what's the deal? I asked for a million *bucks*, not a million *ducks*.." His friend replies, "Dude, you think I asked for a 12-inch *Bic*?"

It's either go bic or go home.

Birosexuals

We were reading a sonnet and he mentioned how it's in iambic pentameter.

And I said, "Hi, Bic Pentameter."

Nobody laughed. I don't think anyone actually got the joke. It was quiet for a second and then the lesson went on.

I came back with a bic and a clipper and said "I could only find two of these, and I don't think they'll make a very large blanket".