What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?
OOO LET THE GODS OUT
What did Jesus say when he arrived at Olympus?
Hey Zeus
Dante's Olympus Inferno cheezburger.com/801356928…
Long, stupid Dad joke
The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
I've been watching giofilms and I found this so here I am
Rented a movie with my dad
Rented out the movie 'Olympus Has Fallen' yesterday. My dad proceeds to come into the room holding it, just so he can drop it and loudly exclaim "OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN!"
Cringing all round
When parents announce their Euro-medditeranian travel plans
Mom- We're going to Rome, then we're going to Greece and we're going to Mount Olympus.
Me- Where are you roaming to? What are you greasing? And I don't think its safe to mount Olympus.
