Oi! Puns

A steampunk.

The man says, “It’s not a lion it’s a giraffe”

What! I didn't know that it was on fire

Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.

He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''

“Oi! Where’d me Glasgow?”

Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.

C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.

Write any pun you know.

Oi oi

An oi-oli.

The barman says "Oi! We don't want your type in here!"

I walked in and said “Oi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!”

The salesman said “I’m over here, sir.”

He is from a small rural town and he does not know anything about traffic laws and street lights. He crosses a street and almost gets hit by a car. A police officer sees him and screams: "Oi! Did you come here to die?" The Australian replies with: "Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"

Oi mate!

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So there's this girl in my class who I want to ask out. But I do not know her at all. We are complete strangers to each other. So I thought out oI should start the conversation with a silly pun around her name ?

Her name is Susan. I couldn't come up with a pun after a week of thinking. help me please!

Edit: Any kind of punny-conversation-starter will do as well. Thanks.

People kept opening the cubicle door and saying, "Oi, pal, get out of the way, will you?"

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Everytime we drive up north for the Holidays we pass by the same shop to get something to eat.

>Dad: "Oi buz, you want a piecost?"

>Me: "What's a piecost?"

>Dad: "About $4.50"