Keep an β€œoh, pun” mind when reading these imgur.com/gallery/77vgu/n…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj1223
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Oh how the turns have tabled

Me: Do you like the numerator or denominator more?

Dad: Numerator, why?

Me: I find myself divided between the two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeedleDickMafew
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Oh how the tides have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stagnantsewage12
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My wife looked at the baby monitor and said, "Oh, the baby is stirring."

I said, "Well, take away his spoon!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texas1st
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Oh the HuManatee!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Oh no please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datpugluvr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filling with tears. "Great!" I said.

"Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Oh! False One, You Have Deceiv'd Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stretch_Aye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Oh my baby he’s drowning!!!

Oh the human-itee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotReceptionist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Oh how i hate him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dannyxd1016
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...

Sacre Bleu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Oh ho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bright_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president

Because I am washing-a-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XTREME-GAMER26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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My 4-year-old got crumbs in his eye and started rubbing his eye. He said it didn't hurt much and I said "Oh, so it's just a little irritating?"

He said "No, it's eye-itating."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etereve
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Oh, you lost a bet?

Well you better go find it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One-Angry-Goose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Oh damn guess I get to keep my tip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castille_92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Her: What are you giggling about? Me: Oh, nothing...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenghisKhanX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuhammedSeirDelel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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oh my god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apothegod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Me: β€œOh, I wish I’d listened to my mother” Friend: β€œWhy? What’d she tell you?”

Me: β€œI don’t know, I wasn’t listening”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Did you hear the one about Austin Richard Post? Oh, of course have.

This is a Re-Post Malone joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Oh My Gourd! I Made These Gift Card Holders!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosswoodMama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Oh Dusty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/galacticgoosebump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?

On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/durangozac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Oh the humanity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atalkingpizzabox
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Oh hi there,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansHydra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Oh man, German sausages...

They're the Wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennymc123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!

Mom : Who, Ray?

Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnySideUp145
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Oh yes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Oh dad stop it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Oh sheet.. look at my S!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HovadoMoravske
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Oh no!!😭
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftsamuel_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Oh no
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Oh manπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
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Oh I see
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Uh oh... Emergency: you brought me the wrong tool...

This is not a drill... I repeat, this is not a drill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunetikPrugresiv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mysevenyearitch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: β€œsir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied β€œoh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!"

Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"

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Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?

Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Oh hi Mark

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inviktusmaneo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllMightyWrath
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