What is the most musical part of a turkey ?
The drumstick
What do you call someone who is kind of from turkey
Turk-ish
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. βWild turkeys?β βNine deer, dad!β....
βI didnβt know you spoke German!β he replied
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I'm going vegan today.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull
Do you know the musical part of a turkey?
The drumsticks.
What's the capital of Turkey?
The t
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
Why did the turkey get thrown out of the stadium?
Tryptophan
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What kind of ghost haunts a turkey pen?
A poultrygeist
What's the national holiday of the Republic of Turkey?
Thanksgiving
Some days I need a whole fist of Wild Turkey.
Quentin Tarantino is coming out with a Thanksgiving movie about an elite unit of poorly moistened turkeys
It's called Inglourious Basteds
Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?
He was ostrich-sized.
Remind your kids after all the turkey jokes of the pig with three eyes
We called him piiig
