Me: Omg there's a wolf!
Wife: Where?
Me: No, the regular kind.
OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!
HOW DAIRY!
"OMG, what's going on? I can see through you."
"My son told me he is transgender."
"So?"
"That makes me transparent."
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
True story: My SO and I got into an minor argument while laying in bed last night. I jokingly exclaimed “omg, I literally cannot stand you!”
To which he replied, “good thing you’re laying down”. Ugh.
OmG HaAHa DaD YoU'RE So FuNnY!
What did the pumpkin shaped cookie who was cut with a pumpkin shaped cookie cutter say at the Christmas party?
I wasn't cut out for this.
Omg is this sub still active it’s been a year since anyone’s posted.
OMG SISTERS JAMES CHARLES IS DOING A GIVEAWAY
his career
OMG it's my cake day. Ok, here goes nothing...
OMG the butcher is having a sale on Venison!
Its a buck off!
OMG! Did you hear that the T-Rex Cafe is hiring?!
Apparently they're short handed.
OMG Revenue Canada, take me out to dinner first! imgur.com/a/LTM21
"OMG! There's a wolf!"
"Where?" "No. Just the regular kind."
