No fly zone Puns

A list of puns related to "No fly zone"

I live next to the rubbish dump and have a huge fly problem, the bloody things are everywhere. It's gotten so bad I've decided to sell my house and move...

to a no-fly zone

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👤︎ u/THPSROCKS
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.

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👤︎ u/minecraftepic420
📅︎ May 10 2020
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I heard SEGA received an offer to collaborate with Square Enix for a new Sonic RPG, but turned them down

The workplace was a No-Fly Zone.

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👤︎ u/OrokinSkywalker
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why does no one have zippers on their pants in Syria?

It's a no fly zone

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👤︎ u/all_three_bolth
📅︎ Nov 26 2017
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What do you call a gaggle of white people?

A no-fly zone!

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👤︎ u/NateCampatition
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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My wife is a dad...

We've been having problems with flies in our house. Today, as we were in the process of shooing them out an open window, she said, "Go away! This is a no-fly zone!"

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👤︎ u/newenglandredshirt
📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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