45 Hilarious News Feed Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Saw this shit on Snapchats shitty news feed page.

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📅︎ Dec 30 2021

Facebook permanently banned a developer after he made an app to let users delete their news feed businessinsider.com/faceb…

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👤︎ u/Dull_Tonight

📅︎ Oct 11 2021

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seen this on my news feed, just gonna leave it here..

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👤︎ u/JackiexOfHearts

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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Finally some good news in my feed after some dark FUD times

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👤︎ u/Azelwing

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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So, I saw this in my news feed on Fidelity. I got 45k $MMAT shares. WTF? I baited my hook and called them today. I got a few questions to ask these ambulance chasers. I'll give a full report, and record the conversation, when they call back tomorrow. I'd bet its Goldman Sacks behind this BS. reddit.com/gallery/s7868i

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👤︎ u/mister_meseeks_1979

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Just saw this in a news articles which popped up in my feed. I think these sSrIaNs don't know who consumed drugs and who didn't.

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👤︎ u/md_yeamin_habib

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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My morning news feed

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👤︎ u/ChocoBald

📅︎ Jan 05 2022

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Thousands of hard workers are boycotting Black Friday and I see nothing about it in my Reddit news feed. We need to discuss this.

Edit: Been lurking on here for quite sometime and this really stood out to me. Love hearing your thoughts people. Thanks for the awards and upvotes!

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👤︎ u/HowtfShouldIKnow

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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Is this true? Saw this on my google news feed. Can February come any sooner?!

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👤︎ u/xppterz

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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I really hope this isn’t the beginning of these 2 being all over my news feed going back and fourth again. Please Lawd noo

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👤︎ u/Hillerydanks

📅︎ Jan 20 2022

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Daily News Feed | January 18, 2022

https://preview.redd.it/h1e3ruc0ngq71.jpg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df89b317ab945f608bf85f80eee3c87945eabe5

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👤︎ u/AutoModerator

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Just hit my Facebook news feed and this popped up near the top. I’m guessing this community is about to gain some subscribers

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👤︎ u/Absenceofavoid

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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My news feed about AMC FUD is getting blown the fck up..

Hold the fucking line.

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👤︎ u/Whoreagami_King

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Unfollow Everything developer banned for life from Facebook services for creating plug-in to clean up news feed slate.com/technology/2021…

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👤︎ u/a_false_vacuum

📅︎ Oct 08 2021

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Saw this news story a while back, was reminded of it on my Reddit feed recently, and could only think of this Egil quote, lol

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👤︎ u/CaptainCoolzCT-3001

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Wtf is wrong with People Magazine. This was a top story on my news feed this morning.

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👤︎ u/marymonic

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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Just looked at the news feed on Facebook and this was the second story! Say what!!! One can only hope.

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👤︎ u/Johnnybeerbottles

📅︎ Dec 24 2021

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A little Sunday morning news feed cleanup for the New Year 🗑️

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👤︎ u/cleft_chalice

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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Google has fucked up my news feed.

My news feed from Google has, all of a sudden, started showing me stories from entirely clickbait based 'news' publications like dailymail and the daily express. These had been blocked for many years and now they have duplicated enormously in my feed .. and all of a sudden I don't have the option to "Don't show me stories from Daily Mail" any more.

Pls help.

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👤︎ u/HuhDude

📅︎ Dec 24 2021

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Pains me to see this article on my news feed!

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👤︎ u/Fun_Ad_8178

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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So update on my bca upper With the PA10 lower good new first it didn’t blow up in my face! It fired and extracted fine but bad news it failures to feed every other round it like the bolt will push it in half way then go over the bullet creating a big dent in the casing

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👤︎ u/Logical_Brilliant_98

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Update on my new pet squirrel Kevin. He loved the nuts I got for him. Some of his mates were also brave enough to eat out my hand but not as brave as Kevin. Some lads nearby tried to feed them as well but didn't have the same luck as me v.redd.it/7eoa4tvby8c81

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👤︎ u/Ohbc

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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Google's News Feed Keeps Spoiling Movies for Me

I am genuinely so tired of Google's News Feed spoiling movies for me. I swipe left on my home screen to browse through the news, stay updated, pick out articles I like. The amount of time this news feed has had articles which spoil movies in the headlines and in the pictures is making me loose my mind. Google, please fix your algorithm. I'm so tired of this. Your news feed has spoiled Infinity War, Endgame, Spiderman Far From Home AND No Way Home, WandaVision, Hawkeye, What If, etc. I work so hard to avoid spoilers, I don't read the comments on hardly anything after a movie comes out, I don't read any news articles even remotely related to the movies, and yet, they get spoiled by the headlines of some asshats at news companies that can't be bothered to even leave spoilers out of the headlines. And to any asshats reading this hoping to spoil something for me, I've already watched it. I waited to post this until after I'd seen it because I know how much people enjoy ruining things for other people. So if you came here with the intention of doing this, kindly go fuck yourself.

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👤︎ u/AmberSmokesWeed

📅︎ Dec 23 2021

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Gene Chizik - "Every scholarship offensive lineman at UT will get $50,000/yr with new NIL deal. Not to mention the 200,000 education. Americans struggle finding $50,000 jobs to feed their children. Next it’s 100,000/player with no end in sight. Flawed system!!!! Most $$ wins! #WordsofChizdom"

https://twitter.com/CoachGeneChizik/status/1470902722077642760

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👤︎ u/LamarcusAldrige1234

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Every damn time there is news, please check new before you post... shit is overwhelming the feed and forum slides other useful posts.

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👤︎ u/yourakreyebaby

📅︎ Dec 21 2021

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Popped up in my news feed, and the gut reaction was to post it here

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👤︎ u/Nuclearanton

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Where exactly can I find this? I saw it in my news feed this morning.

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👤︎ u/tomlabaff

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Watch the Facebook whistleblower explain why your News Feed is so toxic mashable.com/video/facebo…

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👤︎ u/Chadbones

📅︎ Oct 05 2021

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JimBoob is really trying to crank out the news feed cover ups. Who is he paying off at InTouch? (All posted in the last two days) reddit.com/gallery/rb9hnm

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👤︎ u/Frequent_Prior5016

📅︎ Dec 07 2021

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[Front Office Sports] NEWS: The NBA wants its own 'ManningCasts'. The NBA is expected to announce an alternate telecast with Jamal Crawford and Quentin Richardson for NBA League Pass. The league is ramping up talks with TNT and ESPN about creating additional feeds for viewers. twitter.com/FOS/status/14…

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👤︎ u/Jeffmister

📅︎ Nov 04 2021

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Just booted my new Pixel 6 and got this in my feed :(

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👤︎ u/fisporr

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Not content with the annual "It'll be the worst weather for 40 years", the Express are infiltrating my news feed with "UK snow forecast: 3cm of snow to fall EVERY HOUR as forecasters warn of 'mini ice age' ".

I'm not going to give you my click, you hideous attention-seeking gossipwhore.. I know it'll end up saying that they're talking about a mountain top somewhere in Scotland.

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👤︎ u/Dribbling_Loon

📅︎ Nov 17 2021

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Damn you Google news feed. I thought I slept on the new season for a minute.