Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?

It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman

I dun made dat un up mah-self

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tony-2112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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New album by Juice Springsteen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Have you heard the dog’s new album?

It’s fantastic! Although sadly it’s just a bunch of ruff cuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT

But it is GOUT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barefoot-JohnMuir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...

I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...

...working title is "Led Poisoning"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSS24
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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You heard about the Astros’ new single album?

I heard it’s a real banger.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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The new tool album sounds awesome

They are "hammering" out some new tunes, But they should of hired "Phillips head" to do the mixing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flurowolf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

Explanation: Till Lindemann is the vocalist of the band, they usually have lyrics in their songs so they will have to be finished to be included in the album.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toofgib
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Ice Cube and Ice T have a new album coming out…

I hear it’s β€œone cold drink”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustSomeGuy_Idk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you call a Slayer fan who doesn't like their new album?

A nay-slayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uselessDM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Damn! I hear his new album will be animal! imgur.com/h6G6k6P
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πŸ‘€︎ u/specky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Did you hear about Spyro’s new rap album?

He was spittin’ fire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bkow493
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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You know I heard that Al Gore was coming out with a new dance album called...

Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stopher87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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Niece: Lorde just dropped a new album

Me: I hope it wasn't a 78. Those things really shatter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAlongPonds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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Did you hear MC Hammer has a new album of George Gerswhin covers?

Rap CD in Blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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Apple just gave me the new U2 album

It was pro-Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kupy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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Apple is giving away U2's new album to all of its iTunes customers for free. I guess it's pro-Bono.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fosh1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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Dad asked me about the new Taylor Swift album...

Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"

Me: "1989? Yeah."

Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2015
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