9 Hilarious Neanderthal Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early

The humor was too lowbrow

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Did you hear about the first Neanderthal to get an 8-pack?

I guess you could say he’s ab-original.

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👤︎ u/Bach563

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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The ones who came after Neanderthals discovered uranium.

Those were the U mans

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👤︎ u/Bro-mine

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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👤︎ u/jeromocles

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?

The Savory Tooth Tiger !

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👤︎ u/Messicanhero

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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At my job as a paleontologist, I was searching for the thigh bone of a Neanderthal.

I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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What did the Neanderthal say when he fell into a cave?

You've grotto be kidding me.

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👤︎ u/globalklaus

📅︎ Feb 25 2019

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What do neanderthals do on Friday night?

Go clubbin

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👤︎ u/Gusterman49

📅︎ Jan 01 2018

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Nomadic neanderthals should be called meanderthals.

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👤︎ u/MaxwellSinclair

📅︎ Nov 18 2015

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