Narsingh Yadav Puns

Background - http://indianexpress.com/article/sports/sport-others/sushil-kumar-or-narsingh-yadav-biggest-question-staring-indian-wrestling-ahead-of-rio-olympics-2789573/

This issue is turning into one huge controversy and it is certain that one party will be left unhappy at the end of the day. This is one of the very few events where we have a genuine medal chance at Rio and the decision that will be taken in the next few days can have huge consequences.

What are your thoughts? Should Narsingh be sent as it is or is a trial for Sushil the better way out?

##GROUP A - ROUND 4

Match 58: Andhra vs Himachal at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Himachal won the toss and chose to field

Andhra won by 30 runs

Stats:

• 4th List A ton for Srikar Bharat (55 innings, 5 fifties)

• 2nd List A ton for Ashwin Hebbar (35 innings, 4 fifties)

• Highest List A score for Srikar Bharat

• 12th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan (87 innings, 1 ton)

• 14th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (81 innings, 4 tons)

• 2nd highest 1st innings and 5th highest total for Andhra (highest total is 385/6 vs Goa in 2011-12)

• 4th highest 2nd innings total for Himachal (highest 2nd innings total is 351 all out vs Maharashtra in 2016-17)

Match 59: Gujarat vs Vidarbha at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Gujarat won by 46 runs

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Saurav Chauhan (2 innings)

• Maiden List A ton for Het Patel (5 innings)

• 5th List A ton for Ganesh Satish (79 innings, 18 fifties)

• Maiden List A fifty for Aditya Sarwate (14 innings)

• Highest total for Gujarat

• Highest 2nd innings total and 4th highest total for Vidarbha (highest total is 350/6 vs Hyderabad in 2017-18)

Match 60: Odisha vs Jammu and Kashmir at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Odisha won the toss and chose the field

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

##GROUP A - ROUND 2

Match 20: Punjab vs Maharashtra, 5th November 2021 in Lucknow

Maharashtra won the toss

Maharashtra won by 7 wickets (with 15 balls to spare)

Stats:

• 15th fifty for Maharashtra skipper Ruturaj Gaikwad in 59 innings (1 ton)

• Punjab became 1st team to play 100 SMAT matches. They have won 62 and lost 38.

Match 21: Tamil Nadu vs Odisha, 5th November 2021 in Lucknow

Odisha won the toss

Tamil Nadu won by 1 run

Stats:

• 3rd fifty for Subhranshu Senapati in 21 innings

• Highest score for Subhranshu Senapati

• 2nd highest 2nd Innings total for Odisha (highest 2nd innings total is 167/9 vs Bengal in 2014-15, a match they also lost by 1 run)

• Joint smallest win (by runs) for Tamil Nadu

Match 22: Goa vs Puducherry, 5th November 2021 in Lucknow

Goa won the toss

Goa won by 9 runs

Stats:

• 4th fifty for Aditya Kaushik in 24 innings

• 10th fifty for Paras Dogra in 86 innings

• 3rd highest 2nd Innings total and 5th highest total for Puducher

##GROUP A - ROUND 4

Match 58: Tamil Nadu vs Goa, 8th November 2021 in Lucknow

Goa won the toss

Goa won by 7 wickets (8 balls remaining)

Stats:

• 2nd 4-fer for Ex Vidarbha pacer Shrikant Wagh in 62 innings, 1st for Goa

• Maiden T20 fifty for Ex Mumbai all rounder Shubham Ranjane in 14 innings

• 5th biggest win (by wickets) for Goa (biggest win is 9 wickets vs Andhra in 2015-16)

Match 59: Punjab vs Odisha, 8th November 2021 in Lucknow

Punjab won the toss

Punjab won by 60 runs

Stats:

• Maiden T20 fifty for Ramandeep Singh in 7 innings

• Maiden T20 fifty for Abhishek Raut in 40 innings

Match 60: Maharashtra vs Puducherry, 8th November 2021 in Lucknow

Maharashtra won the toss

Maharashtra won by 117 runs

Stats:

• 5th T20 fifty for Naushad Shaikh in 37 innings

• 14th T20 fifty for Kedar Jadhav in 134 innings

• Lowest total for Puducherry

• 3rd highest 1st innings total and 4th highest total for Maharashtra (highest total is 215/4 vs Mumbai in 2012-13)

• Biggest