Nando's Puns

A list of puns related to "Nando's"

What do you call an Athenian working at Nandos?

Peri-Pericles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oveloel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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When your name is Lando and you’re in Nando’s car and you nearly crash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nienai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What’s a cat’s favourite dish to order from Nando’s?

Purri-Purri Chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spencers_sensor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Man gone with a mango
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_This_L055
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I took the Agnetha from ABBA our for dinner once. I bumped into her again last week and asked if she enjoyed it and would she like to go for dinner again. She said...

β€œThere's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, For a Nandos.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I had to take the band ABBA out to lunch

If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend. For Nando's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Katey Perry's Advertisment deal

Today I learned that Katty Perry turned down an advertisement deal with Nandos; Perry's Perry Perry Chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twinsen343
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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