At an MUN conference a while back, where I represented North Korea (yes, I know it's actually DPRK) as a delegate I started talking a lot to this girl from my school. She was really cool and I developed a bit of a crush on her over the first couple of days (this was a week long conference). During debates, we mainly communicated through delegate notes (the ones that admins bring around), and it somehow got pretty flirty, at least I though it did.
It got to the point that the admins were convinced that we had something going on, and we sort of became the committee's resident couple. We both played along, we ate lunch together and the conversations tended to be reasonably flirty, so I was getting pretty convinced that she was into me at least as much as I was into her. On the fourth day of debate, after exchanging quite a few (more or less flirty) puns to do with the countries we represented (she was Swaziland), she sends me one that says "Kim Jong On-top of me".
I was pretty surprised.
I just brushed it aside and laughed it off. Having not received the reply she was looking for, she sends it again, this time with a ;) at the end of it. Once again, I resist my instincts and brush it off again, as with was pretty unexpected and out of character for her, so I just send back another generic Swaziland pun.
She sends it again.
At this point I'm torn. Do I take this seriously or do I brush it off again? If I brush it off, I may lose any chance I have with her, but if I take it seriously and she wasn't being serious, then it'll be really awkward and she might think I'm weird, let's not forget that she is in my school. I go for the cop out reply, the midway between taking her seriously and brushing it off as a joke, I hit her with a reply that the chair of our committee would have been proud of, the perfect balance that could have never made me seem weird, whilst it could still be interpreted as a serious reply (or so I though): "what exactly would that entail ;)?", floor speech worthy, perfect format, completely diplomatic, as all MUN things should be.
SIKE!!!
As soon as she gets the note, instead of shooting me another flirty look accompanied by the usual half smile, I see a look of shock, almost horror, and I realise that I fucked up. How could I have misinterpreted? What could she possibly mean by "Kim Jong On-top of me"? Was it my fault or had she been playing me the whole way along? By the time the response note had arrived I knew that the ship had
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Somalia Mens National football team (Ocean Stars) has been drawn against Eswatini formerly known as Swaziland in the AFCON 2023 preliminary draw. The 2 legs will happen in March 21st and 29th. After the debacle of the games vs Oman and Zimbabwe, hope the SFA get their shit together. I believe we should play "home" for the first game and away for the second. I wonder if the game will take place in Mogadishu. Nonetheless, lets go Ocean Stars!
Hi Everyone
I'm from Eswatini. We are currently experiencing mass anti monarchy riots I'm the country and Martial Law has been declared.
We have been instructed to stay in doors to avoid being shot on site. I'm looking for some comedy matches to help with my kids as they are freaking out.
Any links would be appreciated.
Thanks in advanced
********** Update ********
I would firstly like to thank everyone that replied to this post, you have no idea how much this means to me.
Unfortunely, a few hours after I posted this the Government cut of all Cell Towers and ISPs so all internet in the kingdom was down. It has just come back on now but is barely working so unfortunately no streaming for us currently. Things have escalated quite badly now, quite a few gun shots through the night and quite a lot of the protesters have been shot down by the military. Hopefully, peace will be restored soon. Love to everyone in the squared circle family.
Also mods I really appreciate you not taking this post down I know it doesn't exactly fit the usual requirements.
Anyway, stay safe everyone. Went through some old boxes and found my dvd copy of the Batista/Cena Royal Rumble that came with the PAL edition of SVR 2006 so we are about to watch that on the ps2 also been playing some SVR and SVR 2006 to kill the time.
###15th Match, Group A, ICC Men's T20 World Cup Sub Regional Africa Qualifier Group A at Kigali City
| Innings | Score |
|---|---|
| Swaziland | 128/7 (Ov 16/16) |
| Seychelles | 130/3 (Ov 15.2/16) |
| Batsman | Runs | Balls | SR |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mazharul Islam* | 32 | 22 | 145.45 |
| Stephen Madusanka | 43 | 35 | 122.86 |
| Bowler | Overs | Runs | Wickets |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mancoba Jele | 1.2 | 9 | 0 |
| Nomvuyo Magagula | 3 | 28 | 0 |
Recent : 4 1 1lb 1 | 1 . . . 1 . | 2lb 1w 4 . 4 . 2 | 2 1w 4
Seychelles won by 7 wickets (with 4 balls remaining)
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> The travel restrictions on eight countries in southern AfricaβBotswana, Eswatini/Swaziland, Lesotho, Malawi, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, and Zimbabweβwill be lifted at 12:01am ET on December 31.
JUST enough to prevent people from traveling to see their families for Xmas or New Year's.
The cruelty is the point.
- liquidTERMINATOR
The protests are getting worse and I am concerned. I hope the King agrees to a democratic transition that will at least let him keep his throne in a constitutional monarchy.
###12th Match, Group A, ICC Men's T20 World Cup Sub Regional Africa Qualifier Group A at Kigali City
| Innings | Score |
|---|---|
| Swaziland | 72 (Ov 14.5/20) |
| Uganda | 76/4 (Ov 12.1/20) |
| Batsman | Runs | Balls | SR |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dinesh Nakrani* | 22 | 24 | 91.67 |
| Kenneth Waiswa | 17 | 32 | 53.12 |
| Bowler | Overs | Runs | Wickets |
|---|---|---|---|
| Juber Ghadiyali | 2.1 | 9 | 0 |
| Mancoba Jele | 2 | 18 | 0 |
Recent : 1 4 1b . . | 1 . 1 . . . | 1 1w . 1 . 2w 4 1 | 4
Uganda won by 6 wickets (with 47 balls remaining)
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###14th Match, Group A, ICC Men's T20 World Cup Sub Regional Africa Qualifier Group A at Kigali City
| Innings | Score |
|---|---|
| Swaziland | 74/9 (Ov 20/20) |
| Ghana | 75/3 (Ov 10.4/20) |
| Batsman | Runs | Balls | SR |
|---|---|---|---|
| Devender Singh* | 19 | 15 | 126.67 |
| Rexford Bakum | 7 | 9 | 77.78 |
| Bowler | Overs | Runs | Wickets |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mancoba Jele | 1.4 | 9 | 1 |
| Juber Ghadiyali | 2 | 13 | 0 |
Recent : . . . W 1w 1w 2 1w . | 1 1lb 1 . . 4 | 2w 1 1 . 1lb
Ghana won by 7 wickets (with 56 balls remaining)
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###18th Match, Group A, ICC Men's T20 World Cup Sub Regional Africa Qualifier Group A at Kigali City
| Innings | Score |
|---|---|
| Swaziland | 77 (Ov 16.3/20) |
| Rwanda | 79/3 (Ov 8/20) |
| Batsman | Runs | Balls | SR |
|---|---|---|---|
| Emmanuel Sebareme* | 0 | 0 | |
| Martin Akayezu | 8 | 3 | 266.67 |
| Bowler | Overs | Runs | Wickets |
|---|---|---|---|
| Melusi Magagula | 3 | 23 | 1 |
| Mancoba Jele | 3 | 27 | 2 |
Recent : . | 1 1 1 . 4 W | . 1 1w 3 1 4 W | . . W . 4 4 |
Rwanda won by 7 wickets (with 72 balls remaining)
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