Have you heard about those cow mutilations??

What an udder disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goudamac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?

β€œThat’s my jam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terfsfugoff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Ouch
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?

It was sev-ear-ly negative!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girr0ckss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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"Huevo Mutilation"
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2012
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twofirstkinds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JarlieBear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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