Murray Christmas Everyone!!! (Side note- I don't take credit for this, but it's too great not to share)
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📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do Bill Murray and a butcher shop that makes pork sausage have in common?

Every day is ground hog day.

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📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish

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📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies

I can watch it over and over again

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📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Murray Christmas, everyone!
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📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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"Just bought a new Murray lawn mower"

...I think I'll name him Bill

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👤︎ u/joderd
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Glycine was known for its evil ways.

It was amino acid.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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It shall commence on 4/20
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📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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High-ways
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👤︎ u/posittron
📅︎ May 20 2018
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When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair

It would be called Operation Pot Holes

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
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