Are cannibals considered munchkins?

Munch kin, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uberlad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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We just got a munchkin cat named Ellipses...

...but we just call him "short paws".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stalechips
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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalise his siblings?

A munchkin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danchaput
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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For sex there is incest. For murder there is fratricide. For cannibals there is

munchkin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghakajin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Talking to a conductor at the train station

Background: Where I live, we have these little plastic cards instead of tickets to get on trains. You load it up with money electronically and then "touch on" at the train station and "touch off" when you get off at your destination. The other day I touched on at the station. Shortly after arriving, the meeting I had been going to got postponed. So I touched off. I wanted to make sure that I hadn't been charged for sitting in the station for five minutes so I went up to the ticketing booth.

Me: Is there anyway for me to check the balance of this online or something?

Conductor: Oh, no need. I can do that for you!

He takes the card, places it on the end of his finger, and holds it up to his eyes.

Conductor: Yep, perfectly balanced!

I think he was surprised by how funny I found this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChoozeGooze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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My dad's still got it.

I was at my parent's place picking up my little munchkin, when my dad walks up grinning from ear to ear.

Dad: "Hey son, I came up with a new million dollar idea! Want to hear it?"
Me (already rolling eyes): "Sure let's hea--"

Dad: "Well you invent a device that lets you paint pictures on a TV with a remote control. You know, really explore your creativity!"

"I call it Mozart."

He then snorted and slapped his knee.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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