Mullet wine is my favourite winter drink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owlaven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, β€œI piy the fool! I piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call a woman with a mullet?

A Mullette.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?

Snap-On tools!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?

Mullet over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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People keep telling me to grow out my hair

I’ll have to mullet over

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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How do you decide what haircut to get?

You mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majblackburn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I’ve been trying to write jokes about small fish

If you hear any, would you let minnow?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do 80's people do when they need to think about something?

They mullet over for a minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...

I guess they'd have to mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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My longhaired friend showed up at my house yesterday with the sides of his head shaved and asked if he should keep it...

I told him to give it a few days and mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egzavier
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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A barber just told me I should go for a business in the front, party in the back style....

.....I told him I'd mullet over....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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Bus puns?

Friend of mine is going to be driving a bus around Australia, decked out motor home style. What are your best bus puns for a name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newybrewy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Found an embarrassing picture of my dad from the 80s

It's mullet-proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ask-a-physicist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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My barber suggested i leave my hair longer in the back

I told him I would mullet over & get back to him later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My roommate hit us with a good one.

My roommate, another friend of ours, and myself were hanging out and having casual conversation when the other friend brings up how his hair is getting rather long in the back. Since he plans to keep growing it out over the summer, he just remarked that it was in "the awkward stage" and figured it'd look better as the front caught up with the back, so to speak.

Without missing a beat, my roommate quips "yeah, don't worry, just give your hair some time to mullet over!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodhound627
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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What did the redneck say when his wife begged him to sell his boat and cut his hair?

Let me mullet over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spageous
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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My dad told me to ask him what kind of haircut he was going to get at the barber.

"What kind of haircut are you gonna get, dad?" "I'm not sure yet. I have to mullet over."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hphgrw2003
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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