A list of puns related to "Moss"
...but now I think it's growing on me."
A repub-lichen! It doesn't work as well written down, sorry.
But then it grew on me
Mind if I hang around?
So she knows I've taken a lichen to her.
No, it grows on the Sunni side.
"Moss Cow."
but he has been lawn gone.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no moss
(Lewis) Hamilton
Stirling (Moss)
Ayr Town Centre!!!
Moss code
A moss-stache
I was helping an elderly man load some garden soil into his car and he remarked that the peat moss was more expensive then the soil I looked at him and said "that's because soil is dirt cheap."
Because a rolling stone gathers no moss
...but few people realize that when they weren't on tour they had a side job as muscologists.
They had an extensive collection of mosses.
I was showing my dad some pictures from my trip to Europe. He saw a picture of a rock covered with moss and said, "I'm lichen that!"
For Christmas dinner we were having ham. The plate of carved ham was between my dad and I. Someone asked where the plate went. My dad says,"We're hoggin' it."
There was a store in my home town called carols cedar cellar. It was damaged in a flood and they knocked the building down exposing the basement. We drive by and my dad says,"Now you can cedar cellar."
I have so much to learn.
He was so proud of what he learned and told me, "Today I learned about Photosynthesis, like a moss"
So I was walking along a bush path with my dad and brother and I was smashing them one after the other
"dad I keep feeling these plants, they probably want me to leaf it alone hahaha. How fern-y am I haha. If you guys don't like these jokes, I have found the root of the problem. I should probably branch out on my type of jokes, but I'm totally rockin it. I am having the moss-t amount of fun right now hahaha".
I thought it was hilarious but they just looked at me haha
We were just driving in silence, then he looked at me and said,
"It grows on you,"
"What does?"
"Moss"
It made crack up for 5 minutes.
By moss code.
"You're not the moss of me!"
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