Mortem Puns

A list of puns related to "Mortem"

The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.

A Blunt Force Korma

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👤︎ u/KubaKomorebi
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call a vegans post-mortem?

A rawtopsy

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👤︎ u/Kaiveikau
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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Did you hear about the gardener who fell into a pile of his fertiliser and suffocated?

They had to do a compost-mortem.

(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)

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👤︎ u/fortytwoblaqk
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today...

I told him that's the last thing I need.

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👤︎ u/brokebackk
📅︎ Mar 20 2016
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