I actually find talking with spirits gets quite monotonous...

I guess I'm just "Ouija bored"..

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👤︎ u/t3ddan
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Accidentally dad joked myself to my wife. Didn't even notice. My wife is more dad than I am. *sigh*

So I was making a pot of loose leaf tea, and I see a dry clean-looking spoon on the counter by the tea, so I ask my wife "Is this a tea spoon?"

Then she (rudely, I might add) glared at me and said "yes." in a flat monotone.

I looked at her, confused and offended, so she said "It's a teaspoon."

I wish I could say I got it then, but she had to clarify further: "No, it's an actual teaspoon, and yes you can use it for the tea."

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Anyway, how does it work at this point? Should I be the one to tell our daughter that her mom is her new dad now, or does that need to come from my wife?

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👤︎ u/blindsight
📅︎ Jul 28 2016
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"Knock knock" "Who's there" "Owls..."

"Owls who?"

"Yes the last time I checked they do"

from my friends dad at a boy scout camping trip. the monotone delivery and a satisfied grin really put the gravy on it.

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Looks like I'm ready for parenthood

I'm a part time clerk/grunt worker at my local supermarket. My shift consists of stacking up milk, butter, eggs, cream, anything that comes from an udder. So, to make my existence seem less monotonous, I'll often badger my coworkers with horrid puns. One day,one of them offered me these kind words of encouragement: "If you don't shut up, I'll shove my foot down your throat." My rebuttal: "Is that what people call sole food?"

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📅︎ Oct 14 2013
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I actually find talking with spirits gets quite monotonous

I guess you can just call me "Ouija bored"..

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👤︎ u/t3ddan
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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