I wood say this is funny Abut Iβll leaf it up to you guys to decide.
The shovel...
... was a ground-breaking invention.
Dadjoked my son's friends in an online game. Nobody laughed.
Last night I was playing an online game with some of my son's friends, and one randomly texted on the in-game chat: "I just ate an apple. RAW!"
I wrote back, "That's hard core!"
Nobody laughed. At least, that I saw. :(
Edit: Holy moly, it gets mediocre response two days ago when it's posted, then it blows up over the weekend. Thanks for all the upvotes, folks! Love all the other terrible jokes & puns on here!
When people hear our last name...
Dad is telling a story of when he was at work.
Coworker: "So how do you say your last name?"
Dad: "Nie- (14 letters in total, difficult to pronounce if you're not a Polish native)"
C: "Holy moly!"
D: "No, Nie- ... "
Not even that funny but when he told me the story over dinner I absolutely died. I <3 my dad.
