My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art
I think itβs pointillist
What do you call modern Scottish art?
A glass cow.
At the museum, I turned to the attendant and said, βI suppose this horrible thing is what you call Modern Art, right!β
Attendant: Sir, thatβs a mirror.
On vacation, my parents saw a "modern art installment" made of multiple brass instruments welded together ...
My dad told us the exhibition was entitled, "I'm so horny."
