Car Mitzvah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana1534
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What did my hose say when I got bar mitzvahed?

Nozzle Tav

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7000milestogo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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A Jewish kid walks into a Bar...

...Mitzvah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do Jewish dogs do at 13?

They have a Bark Mitzvah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malisix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What happens to cars when they turn 13 years old?

They have a car-mitzvah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSp0nge05
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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How does Batboy become Batman?

He has a Bat-Mitzvah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elesde
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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How did the Jewish soccer player get hurt?

He Torah ligament!! Courtesy of my 13 year old son who is soon having bar mitzvah. I love that my kids now make their own dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lessworkiskey
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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A dad joke I came up with

What do you call the event when a puppy becomes a dog? . . . A Bark-Mitzvah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaydad741
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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My Jewish son just became a lawyer at age 13!

He took the test and passed. It was a Bar mitzvah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/091017
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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What do you call it when a kosher sausage comes of age?

A Brat Mitzvah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fernweh_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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A Jewish man walks into a bar

mitzvah, where he is welcomed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A jew walks into a bar...

mitzvah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defiantkinglion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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