What did my hose say when I got bar mitzvahed?
Nozzle Tav
A Jewish kid walks into a Bar...
...Mitzvah.
What do Jewish dogs do at 13?
They have a Bark Mitzvah.
What happens to cars when they turn 13 years old?
They have a car-mitzvah.
How does Batboy become Batman?
He has a Bat-Mitzvah.
How did the Jewish soccer player get hurt?
He Torah ligament!! Courtesy of my 13 year old son who is soon having bar mitzvah. I love that my kids now make their own dad jokes.
A dad joke I came up with
What do you call the event when a puppy becomes a dog? . . . A Bark-Mitzvah
My Jewish son just became a lawyer at age 13!
He took the test and passed. It was a Bar mitzvah.
What do you call it when a kosher sausage comes of age?
A Brat Mitzvah
A Jewish man walks into a bar
mitzvah, where he is welcomed.
A jew walks into a bar...
mitzvah
