Mittens (cat) Puns

A list of puns related to "Mittens (cat)"

I saw that my cat Mitten ate a birdie.

Bad Mitten!

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👤︎ u/BelowZilch
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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I sent my my deceased cat, Mittens, to be stuffed.

But the taxidermist only did her back half. It was a cat-ass-trophey.

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👤︎ u/Peteman22
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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E-mail I just received from my dad: Rare photo of Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.
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👤︎ u/seewhatyadidthere
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?

She had a litter of mittens.

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👤︎ u/Xero19
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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