What do you call a misfit elephant?

Irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_the_Chorizo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Midcrew Misfits

I'm in the Navy, currently deployed. Happened while standing watch in the middle of the night. The food they serve at night isn't always warm...

Fellow Sailor: "Man, that food was chilly" Me: "I don't know, tasted like roast beef to me"

Commence groaning...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreat_DmfB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Dad joked my friend

My friend said he wanted the squirt gun that shoots jelly from the island of misfit toys. I told him it would probably jam a lot and asked him if it was standard issue for the US Army Preserves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirBrentsworth
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