Haven’t seen many Minecraft puns on here, so here’s one for you guys
Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment ‘Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment ‘Efficiency’.
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
MINECRAFT cringe joke
so i found a game called Minecraft avocado version. I heard that game has big seeds.
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You may not like Minecraft now...
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What is Minecraft Steve's favorite food?
On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are blocked off.
I'm on the Minecraft diet.
Three square meals a day.
Minecraft is a hard game
There’s always a block in the way
I miss Cubs baseball so much that I asked my kid to build me a super realistic Wrigley Field in Minecraft.
She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.
What did the Minecraft developer say when he looked as his daily schedule?
The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because...
They didn't cut any corners
Minecraft Bedrock Edition
I ran out of torches while stripmining in Minecraft
It's a situation not to be made light of
How does steve from minecraft stay so fit?
What's a cat's favorite Minecraft block?
Why do mathematicians like minecraft?
Because they can find the 'square' root
What do all Minecraft trees have?
Saw this on a minecraft vid
No language in my Minecraft server
Some people believe that the creator of Minecraft is Bill Gates.
What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft
Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)
So Minecraft are adding mangroves to the game?
Makes sense, they already added waterlogs.
On a minecraft post about glass
What do you call a black man playing Minecraft?
So basically I was friends on Minecraft with this guy but I had to stop the friendship as he clearly wanted me to have sex with him.
He kept asking for my seed
One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn
I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.
I'm really excited to watch the Minecraft movie
It'll definitely be a Blockbuster
Real life is like minecraft
Don't waste your diamonds on a hoe
For people that don't like Minecraft, it's all about
Thinking Outside the Blocks...
How are trees in Minecraft mathematically sound?
Because they got them square roots.
The guy who made Minecraft is pretty...
If Minecraft Villagers kept the name Testificates, what would the Illagers be called?
While playing Minecraft with my wife, I tried to kill a cow behind her, but I accidentally hit her instead.
I swear, it was a miss-steak.
I just asked my 7 year old son 150 questions while he played Minecraft...
It was payback for the last movie we watched together...
The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
What do all minecraft trees have?
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