Haven’t seen many Minecraft puns on here, so here’s one for you guys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr10blu3
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Minecraft pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Howdy_Doody_
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Minecraft pun imgur.com/ImQ9leu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iseeyou82
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Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.

They're too gamey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
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The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment β€˜Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment β€˜Efficiency’.

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VGMemeBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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MINECRAFT cringe joke

so i found a game called Minecraft avocado version. I heard that game has big seeds.

View Poll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h4ck3d_654
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You may not like Minecraft now...

But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.

Credit: u/Iziahzay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vrn-722
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What is Minecraft Steve's favorite food?

Cuban

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hecateus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why are there no cars in Minecraft?

Because the streets are blocked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I'm on the Minecraft diet.

Three square meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Minecraft is a hard game

There’s always a block in the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yibredditmemer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I miss Cubs baseball so much that I asked my kid to build me a super realistic Wrigley Field in Minecraft.

She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What did the Minecraft developer say when he looked as his daily schedule?

Not a Nether meeting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-the-BoneChurch
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because...

They didn't cut any corners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackyBehr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Minecraft Bedrock Edition
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnybrown3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I ran out of torches while stripmining in Minecraft

It's a situation not to be made light of

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Found on r/Minecraft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPufferSquid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Minecraft Pocket Edition
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DTVoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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How does steve from minecraft stay so fit?

He runs around the block

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darius_Skucas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What's a cat's favorite Minecraft block?

Purpur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why do mathematicians like minecraft?

Because they can find the 'square' root

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGamer5T3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do all Minecraft trees have?

Square roots

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Saw this on a minecraft vid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icee___
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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No language in my Minecraft server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1ddB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Some people believe that the creator of Minecraft is Bill Gates.

Well, he's Notch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carapuceau
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft

Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangobooyu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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So Minecraft are adding mangroves to the game?

Makes sense, they already added waterlogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToedInnerWhole
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Running Firefox in Minecraft v.redd.it/n4yag4ar5xg21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeteZBM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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On a minecraft post about glass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwedishGuy420
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do you call a black man playing Minecraft?

A mineority

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonWaxerino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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So basically I was friends on Minecraft with this guy but I had to stop the friendship as he clearly wanted me to have sex with him.

He kept asking for my seed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OcramTheWeirdo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn

I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMorlonelycat
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I'm really excited to watch the Minecraft movie

It'll definitely be a Blockbuster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Real life is like minecraft

Don't waste your diamonds on a hoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Minecraft still got it
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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For people that don't like Minecraft, it's all about

Thinking Outside the Blocks...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluesting_Stone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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How are trees in Minecraft mathematically sound?

Because they got them square roots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shinotheshino
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My Headcannon (X-post r/minecraft) link in comments gfycat.com/AdvancedThunde…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThirstyChello
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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The guy who made Minecraft is pretty...

TOP NOTCH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flynn_The_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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If Minecraft Villagers kept the name Testificates, what would the Illagers be called?

TestifiHates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catluvr2
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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While playing Minecraft with my wife, I tried to kill a cow behind her, but I accidentally hit her instead.

I swear, it was a miss-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeBroccoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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I just asked my 7 year old son 150 questions while he played Minecraft...

It was payback for the last movie we watched together...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What do all minecraft trees have?

Square roots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
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