How do you mindlessly tie a tie?

By knot thinking.

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👤︎ u/samwaise
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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I hate it when people say all jokes aside.

Jokes come from both sides of the brain

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📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Grand dad joke.

My grandpa would always tell me this story about his uncles in WWII. "My uncle was actually captured by the Germans and kept in a pow camp. They would try to break the prisoners spirit by making them to mindless things. One in particular they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, 'tick tock tick tock.' My uncle was always a wise guy so he would rebel in the simplest way. He would only go, 'tick tick tick.' One day the guard finally caught him and said, 'don't vorry. Ve have vays of making you tock.'"

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👤︎ u/wolfdancer
📅︎ Dec 01 2013
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Good one by my friend.

We were having breakfast yesterday and he was mindlessly eating this grape jelly packet. In a joking/mocking way I asked him how his jelly was, until he replied "its pretty grape".

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👤︎ u/linxmau09
📅︎ Jun 30 2015
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Customer that came through my line today had 4 huge bags of frozen corn...

...I told him this looks like the start of a very corny joke. Then he glared at me and I continued my mindless scanning.

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📅︎ Dec 08 2014
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