Nihilistic works of art don't make a lot of money....

Because its a Nietzsche market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urmil0071
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Did you hear about the failed nihilist?

He simply did nothing, wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dedj_McDedjson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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You know why you don't hear much nihilist humor?

There's nothing to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadboy98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How many nihilists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NW_91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Nihilist Dad Jokes

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilist-dad-jokes-part-2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jenki_boba_ken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Nihilist Dad Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten.

I tell my kids, you’re allowed to watch the TV all you want… Just don’t turn it on! This way they will begin to understand the futility of all things.

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion.

Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with them! The skeletons are like us: alone, empty, dead already.

I don’t really like playing soccer. I just do it for kicks! Like all of humanity, I pretend to enjoy things, and others pretend to care about my charade.

You hear about the moon restaurant? Good food, no atmosphere! If you eat there, you forfeit your life, which would make no difference to the universe as a whole.

Why did the blonde focus on an orange juice container? It said concentrate! She realized that society’s depictions of her were like the juice: formulaic, insipid, fake.

My wife told me to put the cat out. I didn’t know it was on fire! By the time I could act, it was incinerated, a harbinger of the path we all must take.

How come the invisible man wasn’t offered a job? They just couldn’t see him doing it! This man stands for all of us: unseen, misunderstood, irrelevant.

Today I gave away my old batteries… Free of charge! No one wanted them, so I became angry and threw them in the yard. The battery acid now leaks into the soil, killing a colony of ants. A sparrow eats their bodies and is poisoned. Somewhere in the Serengeti, a lion devours his rival’s cubs. Then the lion is shot by a poacher and sold to an unloved rich man whose father was an unloved rich man. In five billion years, the Sun will become a bloated giant, boiling the oceans and consuming our pointless cruelties with flames. I wake sweat-drenched and screaming, staring at the visage of a faceless god. β€œWHAT HAVE I DONE?! HOW COULD I BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD!?” But this god, like all gods, is nothingβ€”just my son’s Wilson baseball mitt, sitting on my dresser, mocking me.

Will February March? No, but April May! Soon we become ash, and time forgets us.

Source: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilist-dad-jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vorschlaghammer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why don't nihilists pick mushrooms?

They don't believe in morels.

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Did you hear about the guy who found a supportive Nihilist community?

He really found his Nietzsche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benreichert685
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night

It was not real food, it was an impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Nihilist dad jokes

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilist-dad-jokes

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