Mile High Puns

A list of puns related to "Mile High"

My wife and I were arguing on an airplane. She was trying to convince me to join the mile high club...

I told her,

"I'm sorry, but I don't give a flying fuck."

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👤︎ u/Bugle_Boy_Jeans
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Some say you have to join the mile-high club to be considered a good lover...

...but I've never given a flying fuck.

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👤︎ u/mountainmountain
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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Everest is 7 miles high...

that sounds like a mountain of a challenge.

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👤︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
📅︎ Sep 08 2017
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space suits are the pinnacle of haut couture

they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.

mountain climbing gear is a distant second

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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All this fuss about joining the mile high club?

I personally couldn't give a flying fuck.

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👤︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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