My wife and I were arguing on an airplane. She was trying to convince me to join the mile high club...

I told her,

"I'm sorry, but I don't give a flying fuck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugle_Boy_Jeans
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Some say you have to join the mile-high club to be considered a good lover...

...but I've never given a flying fuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mountainmountain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Everest is 7 miles high...

that sounds like a mountain of a challenge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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space suits are the pinnacle of haut couture

they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.

mountain climbing gear is a distant second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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All this fuss about joining the mile high club?

I personally couldn't give a flying fuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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