My wife and I were arguing on an airplane. She was trying to convince me to join the mile high club...

I told her,

"I'm sorry, but I don't give a flying fuck."

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Some say you have to join the mile-high club to be considered a good lover...

...but I've never given a flying fuck.

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All this fuss about joining the mile high club?

I personally couldn't give a flying fuck.

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