A list of puns related to "Lawrence Sperry"
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Please find the list below:
13256.Behavior Management: Positive Applications for Teachers, Enhanced Pearson eText with Loose-Leaf Version -- Access Card Package 7th edition Thomas J. Zirpoli
13257.Instruction: A Models Approach, Enhanced Pearson eText with Loose-Leaf Version -- Access Card Package 7th edition Thomas H. Estes, Susan L. Mintz
13258.Fundamentals of Educational Research, Enhanced Pearson eText with Loose-Leaf Version -- Access Card Package 7th edition James H. McMillan
13259.Social Worker as Manager, The: A Practical Guide to Success with Pearson eText -- Access Card Package 7th edition Robert W. Weinbach, Lynne M. Taylor
13260.Social Work Services in Schools with Pearson eText -- Access Card Package 7th edition Paula Allen-Meares
13261.Evaluating Research in Communication Disorders 7th edition Robert F. Orlikoff, Nicholas Schiavetti,
13262.Applying Educational Research: How to Read, Do, and Use Research to Solve Problems of Practice 7th edition M D. Gall, Joyce P. Gall,
13263.Instructing Students Who Have Literacy Problems, Enhanced Pearson eText with Loose-Leaf Version -- Access Card Package 7th edition Sandra McCormick, Jerry Zutell
13264.Principalship, The: A Reflective Practice Perspective 7th edition Thomas J. Sergiovanni, Reginald Leon Green
13265.Families, Professionals, and Exceptionality: Positive Outcomes Through Partnerships and Trust, Pearson eText with Loose-Leaf Version -- Access Card Package 7th edition Ann Turnbull, H Rutherford Turnbull,
13266.Structures 7th edition Daniel Schodek, Martin Bechthold
13267.Teaching Language Arts: A Student-Centered Classroom 7th edition Carole Cox
13268.Principles of Classroom Management: A Professional Decision-Making Model 7th edition James Levin, James F. Nolan
13269.World in the Twentieth Century, The 7th edition Daniel R. Brower, Thomas Sanders
13270.Critical Thinking and Communication: The Use of Reason in Argument 7th edition Edward S. Inch, Kristen H. Tudor
13271.Music and Movement: A Way of L
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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