What sea/ocean does not have water?
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My Bluetooth speaker wasnβt working so I threw it into the lake.
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︎ May 11 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?
He said "There was a sail."
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︎ Mar 18 2021
When you're down, by the sea, and an eel bites your knee...
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︎ May 05 2021
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...
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︎ May 09 2021
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?
They're both koala-tea-seals!
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︎ May 04 2021
I'm a sea of feelings....
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you need to do when youβre addicted to sea weed?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
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︎ Feb 21 2021
RIP boiling water.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
How do you cut the sea?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I did my personal best in the 100 metres today...
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What did the egg say to the boiling water
It's going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick earlier
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︎ May 10 2021
What do you call a Polish Sea-Doo?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?
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︎ May 05 2021
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when itβs waning
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︎ Apr 28 2021
How does the sea say hello?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
My pet snake is 3.14 metres long
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What was the name of the vegetable that lived under the sea?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Easy come, Easy go!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Teacher: Whatβs the formula of water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: Thatβs not the formula of water.
Student: You said the formula was H to O.
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︎ May 08 2021
Where do sea cows sleep at night?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What's the strongest animal in the sea?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Rest in Peace boiling water
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︎ May 06 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
It is
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why did the bird fly into the sea?
He was looking for a perch.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Water and Mud once took each other to court.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Why was the sea anemone sad?
Because he'd rather see a friend.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Sea what happens.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What is a sea monsters favourite food
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Apr 27 2021
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