Mee Puns

A list of puns related to "Mee"

As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.

Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."

Mee: "You are not coming in."

Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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I had to call an ambulance for my grandmother today

It came with the siren blaring “mee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”

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👤︎ u/midget_messiah
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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What is Jar Jar's favorite kind of logic?

Naboolean Logic

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👤︎ u/NOAHA202
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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