What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?

A mafiososo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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More (mediocre) OC in honor of a woman who lived a bright and colorful life. We will miss you, RBG.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a mediocre sandwich?

Subpar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeychowen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call a mediocre trip to Oklahoma?

An OK trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioSlothInfinite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I had some mediocre Chinese chicken

It was tso-tso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicsonictonic
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Have you heard the one about the mediocre seamstress?

If not that's ok, it's sew sew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jungleking333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Mediocre Dad joke

OK humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pygmy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My family is so mediocre we named our son Aver.

This way at any age he would always be Average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cgcsirhc2019
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did you hear about those mediocre vacuum cleaners?

Someone told me they don't suck that much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayhawk11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I recently organized a mediocre game of tag with some work friends...

If I'm honest, the situation was pretty touch-and-go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancitya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Why did the mediocre scientist decide to buy farmland?

So he could finally be out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HibikiHachimitsu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Two mediocre choirs refused to sit next to each other...

It was a standoff of the OK chorales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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The use of puns here are mediocre at best...

It's the sub standard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SambySouthWest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?

Bison.

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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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There were two friends and one of them wanted to open up a gelato shop.

When the friend finally got the location to run the shop he tried to get some experienced and dedicated employees. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. So he had to deal with some mediocre people who didn’t care that much about gelatos. Then a day before the opening of the shop the person who was supposed to provide the materials for the gelatos called in as sick. Finally there were also some teenagers who decided to steal some of the decorations.

When the friend told this story the other friend then said,

#β€œMan, you have gelat of problems.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuy3036
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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You know Orion’s Belt?

Waste of Space.

I know, I know, mediocre joke: 3 Stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Do you have any outstanding warrants for your arrest?

Sorry, officer. They’re all pretty mediocre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chx_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear about the incredibly average philosopher?

His name was mediocrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Juaby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the chicken go to a seance?

To get to the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Dadjoked my son's friends in an online game. Nobody laughed.

Last night I was playing an online game with some of my son's friends, and one randomly texted on the in-game chat: "I just ate an apple. RAW!"

I wrote back, "That's hard core!"

Nobody laughed. At least, that I saw. :(

Edit: Holy moly, it gets mediocre response two days ago when it's posted, then it blows up over the weekend. Thanks for all the upvotes, folks! Love all the other terrible jokes & puns on here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akambe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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When I set up my living room surround sound I decided to hire a sound technician

over a mediocre one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sukarsono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I rolled a critical hit on my dad joke last night

Wife is sitting on the couch, couple friends are over to plan our upcoming D&D campaign. One friend, named Joe, is rolling stats and getting mediocre results.

I lean over, stare hard at my wife, and say, "Looks like he's just an average Joe..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zigmata
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Three Types of Liars

A good liar believes her lie as she tells it.

A mediocre liar believes something, as she talks, and pretends that her words correspond to that something.

A bad liar thinks of the truth as she lies against it.


X-post from /r/OCPoetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justonium
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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My dad cares a lot about creative copyright, apparently

During a Skype chat, where my sister's profile photo was a beautiful landscape with flowers.

Dad: Did you find that photo somewhere online or did you take it?

Sister: I took it!

Dad: What! Who did you take it from? You know that's stealing, right?

Groans all around.

(bonus mediocre joke: my sister was mentioning how she writes to her friend who lives in Germany, but her friend never checks her email. "Of course she doesn't, she's German, not Czech," quoth Dad.)

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