Medical assistant Puns

They called it "Snitches get stitches"

Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....

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"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.

Hi. My name is DAK. A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says “sorry sir we don’t serve string here”. He then proceeds to tie him into a knot and throw in outside. Whilst outside, a pack of feral canines attack the piece of string until his fibers are loosened in a disheveled manner. The piece of string them proceeds to re enter the bar in need of medical assistance. “Hey, aren’t you the string I just threw out?” Asks the bartender. “No sir,” replies the string, “I’m a frayed knot”