A list of puns related to "Maryland"
Im told no one was killed.....but many suffered from soft tissue damage.
Annapolis
As part of a school assignment about the 13 American colonies, my son was supposed to create a travel slogan for one of them. I suggested "Maryland: How Do You Like Them Annapolis?" I thought it was better than he and my wife acted.
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
Old Bae.
I said "That's easy, you're already a Maryland man's son."
So I'm visiting my dad in Maryland with my fiancΓ©. We're all in the car driving while discussing Altoids.
Dad: "Altoids are delicious!"
FiancΓ©: "No they're not, they make my stomach hurt. You're wrong."
Dad: "I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong."
Good one, dad.
News: "Larry Hogan was sworn in today as the 62nd Governor of Maryland..."
Mom: "So he was only governor for one minute."
Such pun. Much groan. Wow.
I've moved to London 2 years ago and he is still in Maryland. This was our google chat exchange just now:
Friend: Some days I miss you more than others. Today is one of those days :(
Me: awwwww... i miss you 100% every day
Friend: Is your aim that bad?
We were eating dinner at a local crab restaurant in Maryland when the baby at the table next to us started crying. My 8 year old looked at me and asked "daddy, do you think that baby is crabby?"
Son: Dad! I got a new jersey, and it's actually school colors!
Me: Cool! Maybe you can get a maryland or delaware in school colors too!
Son: ... disgusted sigh
And yes, I cracked up laughing like a madman!
No, but an apple is :)
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