I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
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After a 4-year stint in the Navy, My friend changed her name from Marie to Mary...

It's like they always say, "I before E, except after sea"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budzee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Is your name Mary?

Cuz you so poppin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsRachelBachell
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I was upset after Mary Tyler Moore died. More upset that her family changed her name.

RIP Mary Tyler No-Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elyas_machera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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When you have a friend named Mary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olivia-Rossini-11
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My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".

It's officially her first relationsheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dahublubsdamub
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Guess the name of the owner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cia0312
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Introduced my 3 year old to Mary Poppins and she loves it. But keeps telling me the joke told by Bert and Uncle Albert.

β€œI know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..”

β€œReally, what’s the name of his other leg?”

She tells both lines and laughs loudly saying β€œthat’s funny Daddy”...

Love it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My name is Joe and I forgot something important. My girlfriend yells, "Jesus, Joseph!"...

...I reply, "You forgot Mary."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oARCHONo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2013
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My buddy said he knew a person with a wooden leg named Smith....

So I asked him "what is his other leg's name? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateFXthefirst
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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Mary Nade

While prepping some pork for tomorrow's dinner, my dad dropped this beauty.

"I'm going to contact the 'Nade' family and ask them if they have ever named one of their daughters 'Mary'."

It's the dad joke singularity of facepalm concept and horrendous execution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinklebob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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My favourite dad joke of all time comes from Mary Poppins!

I Know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..... I hope you all have a good laugh at it.

http://youtu.be/AexVBs09bjA?t=46s

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Got my father-in-law. Now he accepts that I'm ready to be a dad.

My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNamesNotTaylor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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I think I made half a dad joke.

My cousin's FiancΓ©e texted me to come over for bbq.

Mary: "Dave has a steak with half your name on it."

Me: "Better than half a steak with my whole name on it I guess."

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Top post reminded me of this one...

I was at the Georgia Aquarium a few years ago, when the female beluga whale named Maris was pregnant. The bull in the tank was named Beethoven. When a man who was providing information about belugas asked if anyone had any questions, a woman in the front row asked "Is it Beethoven's fifth?"

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A joke that my great grandpa used a lot on his wife (my mother told me it).

In the house of my great grand parents they had bats in the attic for a while. Eventually one flew down and landed by my great granddad, whose wife called him Tall as a name.

GGP: "Look Mary theres a bird on the wall!"

GGM: "Oh, shit Tall that ain't no bird! That's a bat and you know it!"

GGP: "I told you my name ain't Shittall!"

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