It's like they always say, "I before E, except after sea"
Cuz you so poppin!
RIP Mary Tyler No-Moore.
My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".
Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.
Here's what I have so far:
Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)
Coco Oon (Cocoon)
Poppy Ong (Papillon?)
Larry Va (Larva)
Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly
...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.
This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.
My cousin's FiancΓ©e texted me to come over for bbq.
Mary: "Dave has a steak with half your name on it."
Me: "Better than half a steak with my whole name on it I guess."
I was at the Georgia Aquarium a few years ago, when the female beluga whale named Maris was pregnant. The bull in the tank was named Beethoven. When a man who was providing information about belugas asked if anyone had any questions, a woman in the front row asked "Is it Beethoven's fifth?"
In the house of my great grand parents they had bats in the attic for a while. Eventually one flew down and landed by my great granddad, whose wife called him Tall as a name.
GGP: "Look Mary theres a bird on the wall!"
GGM: "Oh, shit Tall that ain't no bird! That's a bat and you know it!"
GGP: "I told you my name ain't Shittall!"
While prepping some pork for tomorrow's dinner, my dad dropped this beauty.
"I'm going to contact the 'Nade' family and ask them if they have ever named one of their daughters 'Mary'."
It's the dad joke singularity of facepalm concept and horrendous execution.
