My monkey friend says that he can use martial arts to fight off disease. I think he's tricking me and he says
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call Catholic martial arts?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call a ginger kid whoβs good at martial arts?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
When you see a panda doing martial arts
You just don't get surprised, you also get bamboozled
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.
I replied βcan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ Jan 27 2019
People ask me how I got so good at martial arts
I have a senseitional trainer
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?
In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Martial arts pun
I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
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︎ Apr 17 2020
What does a martial arts expert drink?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
I asked Ryu if i could learn martial arts at his level yesterday
He said: βSuuuuureee YOU can!β
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A Martial Artist is outside on Halloween.
Kid: thatβs a big bowl of candy mister!
MA: Yeah, but you can only taekwondo.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What type of martial arts do viruses know?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee
He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Did you hear about the baker who started taking martial arts classes?
After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...
because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".
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︎ Sep 11 2019
So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I like more formalized martial arts than Muay Thai.
Iβve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What's a martial artist's favorite animal?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
So a sensei or βteacherβ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students theyβre free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or senseiβs assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
A friend of mine claimed that you can't make a suggestive phrase out of a martial art
I asked:
"Muay Thai prove you wrong?"
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What is a Trump supporter's favorite martial art?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
What kind of martial arts do cows like best?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Some people do martial arts to defend themselves. . .
Others do them just for kicks.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Some people were swatting at bugs and they were joking about how they looked they were doing martial arts
I told them it was called hop moskido.
This actually happened. Nobody laughed and no one I've told it to since has laughed. I think it's really funny and I need some validation. Help
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︎ May 28 2018
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What is a martial artist favorite vegetable?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
There are so many forms of martial arts, itβs kind of.. Kung-Fusing
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︎ May 30 2019
Where do martial arts masters shop for furniture?
at the I-KEA!!!
(I think this is my first original dad-joke)
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Who is the best tree martial artist?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I have a friend whoβs really into Korean martial arts, heβs known as Taekwonjoe
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
What do you call an ape that knows martial arts?
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︎ Sep 06 2018
What do you call a martial artist in a business suit?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
"It's time for your martial arts class, son."
Son: "But, I don't even take won do!"
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Ken, a master martial artist, was worried about winning his next fight. He asked his friend Ryu, "Do you think I can win this fight?" Ryu confidently responded:
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︎ Oct 16 2018
What do you call tree that knows martial arts?
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︎ Apr 22 2018
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.
I said, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ Jul 15 2019
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...
I pleaded, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ May 08 2020
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