She hunts in the lower part and raises her children in the higher parts

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

We are Brother C and Sister L on a mission to eat a dish from every cuisine in the world, that’s available in the Twin Cities of Minnesota. Currently we have eaten at 0 of 78 restaurants on our cuisine checklist! To learn more about our backstory see our first post here.

How we will use the cuisine checklist: There are question marks in Sister L’s entrée column because she will make her decision the day of. After we eat at a restaurant, we will post a restaurant review including each of our ratings, pictures of each dish, and a fact we found interesting about the cuisine or culture. Every time we write a review or make any change to the cuisine checklist we will update the date/version number at the bottom.

For the most part, they post on rising threads with a decent amount of comments. They never start their own comment chains. They only reply to comment chains near the top of the thread and unless their comments are copied and pasted, they're always mundane and overly-agreeable. Here are some of their most used ones:

Agree with you

Agree with this

I agree

I agree with

I agree with you

I think so

I think so too

I want to say that too

I believe you are also correct

I was thinking the same thing. You're god damn right.

Is that so

Absolutely

Exactly

Exectly

Of course

Great

Yes

Yep

Right

Absolutely right

You are right

Yeah you are right

You are right talking (wtf)

Thank you for thinking (wtf again)

I appreciate you

I appreciate your comment

I value and respect your opinion 

I wish for you the same

Same q (if the above comment ends with a question mark)

Me too

Me to you

Mine too

Same

Same too

Same to you

Same to me

Thanks! I think about this a lot

That's a great comment, same thinking for me!

10/10

Sometimes they'll add "bro", "dude", or "man" at the end. For example, "I agree with you bro" or "me too dude".

Many of the accounts will copy and paste partial comments from other users. I spot those because the comment never makes sense as a reply to the one above it. If you Ctrl+F, you'll always find the comment they stole.

Sometimes they'll say "yeah", "yep", or "me too" then just repeat part of the comment they're replying to or just repeat the first or last sentence of the comment.

Most of these scam rings don't give their accounts avatars or profile pictures.

Here are the most common formats of usernames using actual examples:

Auto-generated names like mine:

Novel_Awareness1870

Mammoth_Gate3207

JollyInteraction4315

Interesting_Archer38

Hour_Low4338

Gibberish names with random capitalization throughout:

NDIATERahE

ANdeMPrONE

CORtiverleNz

MOrmaXIMAnit

TlmAnsiDEMat

Gibberish names, all lowercase letters, sometimes an actual word at the be

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Mathematical puns makes me number

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

He lost May

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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The Survey

The sun was just beginning to set as I rounded the final bend down the dirt track I had been searching for, my nerves were becoming ever more apparent, for what I was about to do isn’t exactly legal, a victimless crime, mind you, but one nonetheless.

After having arrived at the town of Gympie a couple of hours prior, I stopped off to grab a bite to eat and some last supplies then continued on east of the town site to an area of back roads and private property. I knew exactly where I was going but just wanted to ensure the area was as vacant as I’d hoped, I planned my trip via google maps but rural areas are often left for years without an update, not exactly the most trustworthy resource for surveying.

After a few minutes I approached the end of the track to a large turnaround, opening up from the dense Australian bush into a clearing and as I’d hoped, all that remained on the property were two dilapidated sheds, some broken fencing and a burned out car. No recent tracks save for my own confirmed its abandoned state and my nerves gradually eased, I doubled back a short distance and found a tucked away clearing, unseen from the track just to be safe.

After parking in the most inconspicuous way I could manage, I gathered my things, my torch, a pocket knife, a warmer change of cloths, about a days worth of water and some snacks for the trip home. Shoving these into my backpack, I locked up and checked the charge on my phone, plotted my route and set out. My destination: the famed Gympie Pyramid.

. . .

Less of a pyramid and more akin to a ceremonial mound, the name conjures up fantastic imagery, but the reality appears far more mundane. All that remains is a square-based hill about thirty meters high with a series of six terraces running up one face, with other smaller walls and worked stones scattered around the site. It has been a curiosity of mine for many years, but strangely having always lived but a few hours away had never visited it.

Reportedly discovered in ‘75 by Rex Gilroy, fantastical claims were made including those of aliens, UFO landing sites and transportation vortices. This garnered the interest of many conspiracy theorists and revisionists while unfortunately discrediting the site in the eyes of contemporary archaeology.

An early study concluded it had been build by an Italian farmer

Put it on my bill

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.