I was at a camp site by the ocean when the park ranger posted a sign saying that all campers and marine mammals had to vacate the premises.

It was an eviction notice for all in tents and porpoises.

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My wife thinks my job feeding baby dolphins at the local marine park is beneath me.

I don't know, I think it's a youthful porpoise.

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