They gave me a raw deal.
I’ll be sure to remind her to always let the Man-go.
A Tea Rex
Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango crazy
So my dad and I are trying a pomelo for the first time. He's cutting the peel off and it's quite thick. I ask:
"What's that kind of, fluffy white stuff on the inside of the peel called."
"It's called the pith." He responds
"Oh ok."
"Oh pith off!"
We stare at each other and just burst out laughing.
Good times.
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
Man goes to war
Because they ban Ana.
You take it to a scary movie.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Mango Lassie
Mangoes to the moon
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
It's enough to make a mango crazy!
Didn't know I was related to a waterfelon.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
I planted it.
Man-go away!
She went to get it, came back with a peach from an earlier shopping trip. She asked me to come with her to look for this mango. As we looked around her car she asked, "Did I buy a mango?" I replied, "so there's a chance this search might prove fruitless?"
.....in the pear section and said that's not where they belong
I replied it's a pair of mangos and they belong exactly where they are.
The man next to us got a good chuckle.
You need to let that mango.
....you need to let that mango.
You need to let that mango...
😁
you need to let that mango...
It is enough to make a mango crazy
... to let that mango.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!
...you need to let that mango
...you need to let that mango.
You need to let that mango
There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.
