All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
It would be a stable job
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
My head and neck hair would be my mane concern
I hate working with the fuzz... But it's a stable job.
Your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
It's her new mane squeeze.
Although more difficult to maintain, he said their manes are their main appeal.
I'd call it, Maine's main mane on main.
It’s not a mane problem for them.
C'mon mane
So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.
After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."
She learns fast.
"maned missions" was getting pretty crude.
Where do you take a sick horse?
A horspital
I cringed.
He's normally filled with dad jokes, but today was a bit more than usual.
Physics problem about horse pulling cart
Teacher stands up on table and makes horse noises
Class laughs
Teacher: What? I'm a horse! It's a bit of a long tale!
Class laughs
Teacher: but, let's stop horsing around and get to the mane point!
Student: You're on a roll today Mr. Teacher!
Teacher: No, I'm on a table!
Later on in class
Teacher: As you can see forces come in pairs! Pulls out a pear and opens it up revealing F and -F on each side
And then later on
Student: Hold on Mr. Teacher, I'll fix the calculations.
Teacher grabs onto desk
Teacher: When can I stop holding on?
Just a typical day in physics for me.
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