Man in the Wilderness Puns

A list of puns related to "Man in the Wilderness"

An expectant father and his pregnant wife are on vacation in the wilderness. Suddenly his wife goes into labor. The man frantically dials 911.

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Dad: My wife is going into labor! I don't know what to do!
Operator: Please calm down sir, I'll help you through this. Now, is this her first born?
Dad: No! This is her husband!

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